Crayon cat investigation unit

Tag the cat.
Get the context.

Mention @Gorkcathood under a confusing post. CatGrok follows the thread, sees the image, checks the market, and replies with the part that actually matters.

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User-invoked only · source-aware · no trading or wallet custody

CAT ON THE CASE

1. tag the cat

2. get the context

@Gorkcathood · now

Volume is loud. Liquidity is thin. The cat sees momentum—not proof.

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3Mentions seen

1Replies shipped

3Cats helped

0Tokens checked

THE CAT HAS TOOLS

One mention. The right investigation.

CatGrok routes the request instead of stuffing every job into one giant prompt.

@Gorkcathood explain

Decode the post

Reads the mention, parent post, quoted post, and the useful part of the conversation.

@Gorkcathood image

See what they posted

Vision analysis for screenshots, memes, charts, documents, and image context.

@Gorkcathood fact-check

Challenge the claim

Fresh web research, a compact verdict, visible uncertainty, and a source when it matters.

@Gorkcathood analyze

Inspect the token

Market cap, liquidity, volume, pair age, volatility, and transparent risk caveats.

UNDER THE HOODIE

Fast reply. Durable pipeline.

The website and worker are separated, so a busy mention queue never turns the public site into soup.

Tweet ID dedup prevents double replies
Parent, quote, thread, media, and URLs form the context
Retries are queued with exponential backoff
Opt-out and per-user limits are enforced before AI runs

1Mention

2Context

3Route

4Tools

5Reply

CASE FILES OPEN

Confusing timeline?

The cat is skeptical so you don’t have to pretend you understood the post.

Tag @Gorkcathood

Tag the cat.Get the context.